Yep its official my eyes are getting old!
That's what I was told today by the optician as he looked into my eyes straight through to my soul...
Blimey how the eye test has changed since I last went , not a case of covering an eye with your hand and read the letters anymore.
Now they have sophisticated machines that puff air into your eyes! And click when you see this and that on the screen. Yes ... you read that correctly.
Anyway the final outcome is that I still have to wear goggles, and now stronger ones because my eyes are older.

Him upstairs isn't content with giving me wrinkles , extra flab and teeth falling out ... I suppose the next thing will be grey hair and smelling of pee!!
So I guess I'll have to settle for designer glasses, go on a diet , false teeth (eek) , keep colouring the hair and as for the pee....incontinence pads.

Oh to be young again ....